Kerry’s royal roots will give him victory, says Burke’s

Guardian UK
When it comes to American presidential elections, blue blood counts.

So say British researchers who predict that Democratic challenger John Kerry will oust President George Bush on November 2 because he boasts more royal connections than his Republican rival.

After months of research into Mr Kerry’s ancestry, Burke’s Peerage, experts on British aristocracy, reported yesterday that the Vietnam war veteran is related to all the royal houses of Europe and can claim kinship with Tsar Ivan “The Terrible”, a previous Emperor of Byzantium and the Shahs of Persia.

Burke’s director, Harold Brooks-Baker, said Mr Kerry had his mother, Rosemary Forbes, to thank for most of his royal connections.

“Every maternal blood line of Kerry makes him more royal than any previous American president,” Mr Brooks-Baker said.
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One Response to “Kerry’s royal roots will give him victory, says Burke’s”

  1. iyah360 Says:

    a little known fact is that Bush 43 has the most royal blood of any previous president.

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